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fmylife:

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, “I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls”, his response, “We don’t”. FML

 Ohhhhhh shittttt well thats kinda what you get for trynna hoe your way out of a ticket

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    Ohhhhhh shittttt well thats kinda what you get...trynna hoe your way out of